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10.06.2025 04:12

No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
So, the docs changed it to read
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Could Mauricio Pochettino leave USMNT for Tottenham?: 'It's not realistic' - FOX Sports
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Tom Hanks finally breaks his silence on daughter’s bombshell memoir: ‘Not surprised’ - New York Post
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Still no good.
How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Could Trump’s ‘big beautiful bill’ kill the OFR and accidentally sabotage SOFR? - Financial Times
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Then came..
Next, they tried...
6 foods you should be eating for stronger bones, according to nutritionists - AOL.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is having white skin really that attractive?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s Daughter Shiloh Reintroduces Herself With New Name - HuffPost